Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore
tennants-companion:
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
(via dreamdecays)
Me: *accidently ruins everything*
10knotes:
Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio
and he still hasn’t got an oscar
(Source: murrayed)